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Uche always makes me look like a liar. Every time someone talks about a nice guy, I automatically say, ‘Oh yeah, my boyfriend is also like that’. And Uche never, ever, fails to say, ‘Nope, you don’t have one’. It’s kind of frustrating because other people think I’m delusional. So, I have decided to write about my boyfriend, so she’ll would know i’m not kidding.

 Uche, enjoy!

If I were to summarize who my boyfriend is, I’d be like ‘Does a twelve-page summary still count as a summary?’ and then when I turn it in, I’d be calling everyday to add stuff to it… cause I can never really summarize who my boyfriend is. So, I’ll make this post easy and tell you who he is according to the days of the week…

On Mondays, my boyfriend is a medical doctor… and he’s the best there is…

How We Met: by Jimmy

The whole bank met her before I did.

I’m the branch manager of a bank and to be honest, it’s a boring job. On that day, I was not particularly in a good mood. As I sorted through documents, feeling sleepy, one of the cashiers rushed into my office and informed me that there was a ‘lady causing wahala downstairs o’.  She had tried to withdraw using her bank card and although she received an error message, the money was deducted from her account. She complained earlier and they told her they’d fix it in 4 working days. This was the fifth day.

She was shouting  demanding to see the manager. And she would not even give her account details to anyone. According to her, she ‘had given them enough chance’. I was not only pissed with my customer care people, I was pissed…